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SCENE #1
(Holly and Toby are standing up at reception. Pam's at her desk, Jim is leaning on the counter)
Toby: This is Jim Halpert.
Jim: Hey.
Holly: Hi.
Toby: And Pam Beesly.
Holly: Oh, Toby said such nice things about you.
Pam: (smiling at Toby) Thank you.
Jim: He didn't mention me, did he?
Holly: Oh, um, he said you were a really good salesman.
Jim: Thanks, Toby.
SCENE #2
Jim: [talking head] I've always gotten along well with Toby, uhh, we're friends. I don't know if we'll stay in touch, necessarily. I'll probably get updates on him from Pam.
SCENE #3
(Holly and Toby are talking to Meredith)
Holly: Oh, I think that makes us neighbors.
Meredith: It's a couple of streets over.
Holly: Maybe you could show me some of the fun hangouts, where to get my nails done.
Meredith: Sure, that sounds fun.
(Meredith smiles at Holly. Holly smiles at Meredith)
SCENE #4
(Meredith is sitting in the breakroom)
Meredith: [talking head] I hate that bitch. I wanna cut her face.
(In the background, Dwight is walking by. He stops when he hears what she said. The camera zooms in on his face as looks at Meredith. He quickly walks away, an idea forming in his head)
SCENE #5
(Dwight is standing in the kitchen when Meredith walks out of the breakroom)
Dwight: STOP!
(Meredith stops and turns)
Dwight: Don't look at me!
(Meredith turns away from him, looking confused)
Dwight: On the counter you will find bread, peanut butter and jelly. Pretend to make yourself a sandwich.
Meredith: Pretend or really make one?
Dwight: Really make one.
(Meredith turns to look at him)
Meredith: Oh, *bleep*
Dwight: (talking over her curse word) Will you...please.
(Meredith sighs and goes to the counter)
Dwight: (speaking softly) So, you have a problem with the new HR woman. And so do I. So does our secret benefactor. (looking at the sandwich Meredith is making) That's too much peanut butter. What I propose is a hazing and I need your help. If you choose to accept this mission--
(Dwight looks over at Meredith)
Dwight: Wipe the knife off before you stick it in the jelly! Have you ever made a sandwich before? Dammit, Meredith.
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